Nearing the End

That's the name for a restaurant I'm planning. Two main features: you can eat as much of anything you want and no swallowing. Yep, you spit it out.

Want to "eat" a bucket of fried chicken. The staff will run down to the local KFC or Popeye's and get it for you. Along with three large sides and a half dozen buttery biscuits if you like. Your order is rushed back to you (kinda a reverse take-out system) at the Stuff n' Blow where you get all the satisfaction of eating enough food for a family of six without even feeling full.

We'll keep a large collection of menus from local restaurants available for ordering. There will also be some standard ggodies on hand such as cake, ice cream and chocolate. This will be perfect for people out at a normal restaurant, already too full for dessert but just hate to pass it up completely. The Stuff n' Blow will be a popular place to "complete" a meal.

Yes, it's disgusting. So is the way boring hockey games are hyped in order to put "fans" in the stadium.

It's not bulimia. It might be considered an eating disorder but it's not bulimia.

I originally wanted specially designed tables with a trough running down the center where people could spit and it would all be washed away by a stream of fresh clean water. Lately I just want to get it done and kick off the business, So now I plan for each customer to have access to plastic bags, about the size of a typical grocery bag. Hey... I'll use grocery bags. The handles will come in handy to tote the "food" to the trash bin, or home, as a doggy bag. This design is really coming together.

Liquor?? I don't see why not. Would I need a liquor license if nobody is swallowing the stuff. What's the minimum age to take a mouthful of whiskey, wine or beer and spit it into a grocery bag. Hmmm, better have small trash cans/buckets available to support the plastic bags. Especially for heavy drinkers.

Recycling... I bet someone will buy the byproducts. Convert it to bio-diesel? I don't really care. I already plan to charge plenty for fetching the food from other stores/restaurants and cleaning up the mess. If someone pays me a few bucks for the priviledge of hauling away the trash then that's fne but my business plan does not depend on it.

Special events... birthday parties? Corporate meetings? Wedding receptions? Let's all meet at the Stuff n' Blow!

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